_ _ | |______| | | | Dead Pig Digest #32 | X X | | \ / | Dead Pig Thought For The Day: This is the funniest | |oo| | Dead Pig Digest you will ever see. | | -- | | | \______/ | \----------/ In this issue: 1) A joke Editorial Because Dylan and I are extremely busy, we have been forced to reduce the size of this weeks digest substantially. However, we have made up for this by making the material extraordinarily funny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A JOKE Q: What does a sparrow use when it has to abandon its aeroplane? A: A sparrowchute! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, that's all the time we have for this week. Hope you enjoyed it! The Official Dead Pig Web Page: http://gco.apana.org.au/~snrub/ Web pages with back issues: HTTP://WWW.SAFARI.NET/~SKY (Dead pig shrine) http://erau.db.erau.edu/~byrnee/deadpig.html http://www.helsinki.fi/~jpackale/deadpig/ http://www.ludin.com.au/~nungan Dylan's home page: http://www.geopages.com/broadway/1969/ This document is copyright 1996 Sam Bowring and Dylan Behan, except for the copyrights of letters sent in, which belong to their original authors. This document can be freely distributed if not altered. To subscribe to Dead Pig Digest, send mail to zarla@magna.com.au with the subject line SUBSCRIBE DEAD PIG. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you wish to join the Dead Pig Digest, an ezine full of demented giggles, bad taste and frequent violence, send mail to zarla@magna.com.au with the subject heading SUBSCRIBE DEAD PIG. If you don't want to join the Dead Pig Digest, an ezine full of demented giggles, bad taste and frequent violence, send mail to zarla@magna.com.au with the subject heading DON'T SUBSCRIBE DEAD PIG. However we promise that if you do join, you won't regret it.* *Possibly untrue -------------------------------------------------------------------------