Dylan's 2002 Summer* Movie Roundup!
*Not Actually Summer

Mr Deeds

Personally, I preferred Adam Sandler back on Saturday Night Live when he'd stick a teabag between his teeth and swing his head around screaming "Look at me! I'm the crazy teabag man!" Funnily enough, the continuity person had a mental breakdown trying to keep track of all the stuff Wynona Ryder was stealing between takes.

Atanarjuat

Funny speaking Canadian guys who wear fur coats and argue in Igloos. The End.

Y Tu Mama Tambien

Teenagers want sex. The End.

Sum of All Fears

Ben Affleck has gone from "Chasing Amy" to "Chasing Ruskis" - he's now playing CIA operative Jack Ryan in the Tom Clancy series - and the Russians are still the enemies. An atomic bomb goes off at the Superbowl: which means that finally Gridiron is almost exciting.

Divine Sectets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

Many blokes have seen this chick flick after accidentally confusing it with the Rolling Stones live album, Get Yer Ya Ya's Out.

Austin Powers III

Now with even more catchphrases!

Insomnia

So slow the title is misleading.

Unfaithful.

Unwatchable.

Men in Black II

Back with more money!

Collateral Damage

Is what September 11 did to the box office of this movie. Needless to say, Arhnold is back playing a robot again.

Red Dragon

When a friend told me he was "chasing the dragon" - I thought he meant he was going to see this movie! But it turns out he was just addicted to heroin!

Ghost World

Do you enjoy watching boring suburban kids be bored? Then you'll love this movie! The closest thing to a redeeming scene comes when Enid loses her job by selling movie tickets after telling patrons the film they're about to see is crap... I just wish I had someone like that before I saw this film.

Signs

A thousand dollars to whoever can pronounce Shyamalan.

I am Sam.

I am bad.

Blade 2

This movie bites. Ha ha ugh.

Beware Greeks Baring Guns

Beware unfunny badly directed movies with crap titles.

Ali G Indahouse

So successful they've already started work on Borat indahouse.

Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

In a major anti-climax, Steve Irwin gets crushed to death - by a falling safe!


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