Mr Deeds
Personally, I preferred Adam Sandler back on Saturday Night Live when he'd stick a teabag between his teeth and swing his head around screaming "Look at me! I'm the crazy teabag man!" Funnily enough, the continuity person had a mental breakdown trying to keep track of all the stuff Wynona Ryder was stealing between takes.Atanarjuat
Funny speaking Canadian guys who wear fur coats and argue in Igloos. The End.
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Teenagers want sex. The End.
Sum of All Fears
Ben Affleck has gone from "Chasing Amy" to "Chasing Ruskis" - he's now playing CIA operative Jack Ryan in the Tom Clancy series - and the Russians are still the enemies. An atomic bomb goes off at the Superbowl: which means that finally Gridiron is almost exciting.
Divine Sectets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
Many blokes have seen this chick flick after accidentally confusing it with the Rolling Stones live album, Get Yer Ya Ya's Out.
Austin Powers III
Now with even more catchphrases!
Insomnia
So slow the title is misleading.
Unfaithful.
Unwatchable.
Men in Black II
Back with more money!
Collateral Damage
Is what September 11 did to the box office of this movie. Needless to say, Arhnold is back playing a robot again.
Red Dragon
When a friend told me he was "chasing the dragon" - I thought he meant he was going to see this movie! But it turns out he was just addicted to heroin!
Ghost World
Do you enjoy watching boring suburban kids be bored? Then you'll love this movie! The closest thing to a redeeming scene comes when Enid loses her job by selling movie tickets after telling patrons the film they're about to see is crap... I just wish I had someone like that before I saw this film.
Signs
A thousand dollars to whoever can pronounce Shyamalan.
I am Sam.
I am bad.
Blade 2
This movie bites. Ha ha ugh.
Beware Greeks Baring Guns
Beware unfunny badly directed movies with crap titles.
Ali G Indahouse
So successful they've already started work on Borat indahouse.Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
In a major anti-climax, Steve Irwin gets crushed to death - by a falling safe!
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