Hello friends! My first ponderance: What did people do at work before e-mail? Surely they must have played Uno or with marbles or something? Whatever happened to Bob Saget? Rumour is he's gone from 'Full House' to a full house of a different kind. Prison. That Steven Seagul. He's a big man. Wouldn't want be stuck in a lift with him anytime soon. He'd surely squash me, and I'd be like "please Timecop, please stop squashing me" and he would anyways because he's so big and powerful in Hollywood. Saint Ettienne is my favourite French President. Spoons. What's up with them? Like a fork but with no spikes and all curvey. What's up with that? Misanthropy? What's up with that? Not liking anyone. I don't get it. So what are you're plans for this New Years Eve? Huh? Well, I know what I'm up to. DRUNKEN BOWLING!!! With cats. And bourbon. Again. What is a brain dance anyways? Would the Hives please tell me? Speaking of the Hives, along with their pseudonym The Vines, they seem to be leading a new revolution of loud (but not too distorted) rock music. I was into this 5 years ago. It was called Big Head Todd and The Monsters. They were big. The lead singer was called Todd. Deal with it. Sonic Youth? More like Sonic Fogies! Dang, it's hot! What is this internet thing I hear everyone talking about so much these days? I see Kylie Minogue's multiplatinum album "Ferver" has been repackaged with an exclusive bonus disc... of crap! How can those guys on the street afford to sell name brand sunglasses at such reasonable prices?? It amazes me! Easily the high point of the late 20th century pop music, Canadian quintet Len hit in 1999 with their 80's inspired pop hit single "Steel My Sunshine". Then the in-fighting and torment began, and founding genius Mumble B was found with a knife in his back in a Queen Street West dumpster, and the other members soon also disappeared in mysterious circumstances. A headless body found at the bottom of Niagra falls remains unidentified. Rumours persist about record company ritualistic homicide. And I believe it. Len - you may be no more - but you continue to live on in your timeless art. Gay guys are so nice to me for no reason. I wonder why. Until next time, mine friends!

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