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In The Past Month:
Fairfax has lost 36 editorial staff after a set of recent cutbacks. Among those to go, spell checkers and sub editors. The Sydney Morning Herald commented on their website: "We cndo withot these staf totally. Our standrds wil go upp at da Sidney Mourning Heralded."
Bill Clinton's memoir, "Bubby does Dallas" was released to widespread publicity.
I'm launching my own web e-mail service. DYLABMAIL will provide users with 300,000 megabytes of e-mail storage, provided they love watching targetted ads for penis enlargement that take of 95% of the screen, then I'll have a "beta testing period" where I auction off all the e-mail addresses on e-bay for a massive premium and retire to Fiji.
The commonwealth and the states of Australia have ratified a national water plan. Among the recommendations: "Don't drink water!"
American cult jam band Phish is breaking up with a massive 70,000 person concert taking place in their home state of Vermont this August. In a related story, who's got my nugs?
McDonalds has been underfire lately thanks to the gonzo documentary Supersize Me in which a man filmed himself eating McDonalds for 30 days straight. In retaliation, McDonalds have a launched a "Fuck You Morgan Spurlock" Happy Meal, which features a toy figure of Morgan Spurlock either being sodomised, castrated, labotomised or disemboweled by Ronald McDonald. The coke is 1.5 litres! |